I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
