so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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