Dual....:-)
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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