Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
