Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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