found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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