Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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