You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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