Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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