dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
