Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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