My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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