So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Moan for me like Helen Keller
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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