a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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