in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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