Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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