**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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