it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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