I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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