Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just tell him i said nine months
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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