Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
birth control should be required to get into college
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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