Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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