All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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