Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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