So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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