I molested 6 butterflies tonight
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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