OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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