What tipped you off? The sombrero?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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