Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
