i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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