Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I will be naked everywhere
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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