yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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