How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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