We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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