ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
