You can't special order awesome
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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