My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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