Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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