ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Houston, we have a squirter
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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