lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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