He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
