Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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