I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Terrible idea I love it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
