His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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