the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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