You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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