i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Randomize
