My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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