Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
worst night to have a conscience
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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