Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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