The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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