idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
