my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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