I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
