it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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