I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Soap is not a condiment
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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