he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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