He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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