how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm at about main and main street
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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